flightofthegingers:

hulahooplikeaboss:

flightofthegingers replied to your photo
I always look good, what are you talking about~?

Hm? I just said you did.

Are you trying to get revenge?

It won’t work~

Man. This is like the nerdiest phone sex I’ve ever seen. 

ahumanamongmutants:

I was watching TV earlier and I have a question.

Whats a Glee?

Just change the channel, Moira. If I hear Glee in this house, I will claw through the TV myself. 

Apparently mullets AREN’T cool…

fuzzyhugs:

Well, damn.

You cannot seriously tell me that one came as a surprise. 

You done with your PMS?

To celebrate this week I’ve bought something!

fuzzyhugs:

I’ve bought an Eric mask! Yes, a full recreation of Eric’s head that is made to fit onto mine.

And by that I do, of course, mean a shark head.

It cost $3,000, but it’s no big deal. It was worth it.

I have a word for you: why?

fuzzyhugs:

go-fuck-yourselves:

fuzzyhugs:

go-fuck-yourselves replied to your post: Fuck fucking me

How should I know?

Fuck you, cunt. It was rhetorical.

How was I supposed to know you even knew what “rhetorical” meant?

Fuck you, Logan! You’re awful, you know that! Fuck you! You are such a snarky bitch all the time! Why must everything you say either be a snarky comment or sarcasm? I hate you so much!

Yeah, that’s really going to keep me up at night.

fuzzyhugs:

go-fuck-yourselves replied to your post: Fuck fucking me

How should I know?

Fuck you, cunt. It was rhetorical.

How was I supposed to know you even knew what “rhetorical” meant?

mrmagnet:

No, Logan.
Ich liebe dich means I love you in German. 

Honest mistake. 

Is that German for “I love dick”?

Is that German for “I love dick”?

(via mrmagnet)

mysterious—girl:

fuzzyhugs:

Tumblr Crushes:
mrmagnet
hbicjeangrey
mysterious—girl
flightofthegingers
ahumanamongmutants
go-fuck-yourselves
thatweirdowithonecolorinherhair
pimp-in-purple
pugstumes
I like this.
How about this is the order in which I have sex with you all?
Seeing as Eric is unmovable, I’ll skip him and go straight to Jean.

 Are you serious right now?

That is most certainly not the order in which you are sleeping with us. Unless you drop dead before you get to the second row. 

mysterious—girl:

fuzzyhugs:

Tumblr Crushes:

I like this.

How about this is the order in which I have sex with you all?

Seeing as Eric is unmovable, I’ll skip him and go straight to Jean.

 Are you serious right now?

That is most certainly not the order in which you are sleeping with us. Unless you drop dead before you get to the second row. 



You can call me Wolverine. Yeah, I have a name, but if you don't already know what it is, it's really none of your goddamn business, is it?

For now, I'm a professor at the Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters. Of... art. An art professor. Now does this place have anything to drink besides chocolate milk?

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