Oh, yeah. And here’s a photo of me at a harem in Cairo in 1792.

And here’s me riding on top of a fighter jet. 

And in the ruins of the lost city of Atlantis.

Clearly, all of which are definitely not fake in any way, shape or form. 

You can call me Wolverine. Yeah, I have a name, but if you don't already know what it is, it's really none of your goddamn business, is it?

For now, I'm a professor at the Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters. Of... art. An art professor. Now does this place have anything to drink besides chocolate milk?

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